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 runner
#25813
Bajsi napisal/-a:....MALO ZA RES

Helou!
Danes, 11.11.2004 ob 11.00 je minilo 86 let od prekinitve vseh sovražnosti na vseh bojiščih I. svetovne vojne.


In če se kdo sprašuje zakaj rdeči mak:

Flanders, in the north of France, was the scene of one of the bloodiest battles of the World War I. One of the few things said to have survived the bloodshed was the poppy. John McCrea, a Canadian doctor serving on the battlefield, wrote this poem after treating the battle wounded and burying the dead.


in tukaj je nastala ta pesem:


In Flanders Fields

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
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 Vlajko
#25845
Forumašem za dobro jutro (malo "črn" sicer):

Neka ženska gre na redni zdravniški pregled. Zdravnik ji reče, da bo živela
le še dvanajst ur. Ko pride domov, vse razloži možu in reče, da bi zadnjo noč
rada imela najbolj divji, nori seks, ki bo trajal vse do jutra.
Pa ji mož reče:
"Lohk je to tebi rečt. Jutr ti ni treba vstat ..."
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 lojzeP
#25870
še pomnite tovariši: :idea: :?:

nema bitke, nema jata, bez Jaseja Ajafata - kjezavi Kjajević Majko Avdicija PRESS :?

2x NLP

P.S. naj mu bo lahka zemlja - sam, da nau kdo od polit`ke govoru :ignore:
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 Manika
#26133
Pita Mujo Fatu:
Fato, mogu li te zvati "Eva"?
Fata:
Zasto?
Ti si mi prva - kaze Mujo.
Zatim Fata pita Muju:
A mogu li ja onda tebe zvati "Peugeot"?
A zasto?
Jer si mi 607!

:D :D :D :D

Pitala devojka svog dečka: * Zašto ti imaš tako dugačke trepavice? *
Pa, znaš, ja kad sam bio mali, ja sam plakao i plakao i plakao...
* A zašto nisi piškio, i piškio, i piškio....?

:D :D :D :D
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 Filipid
#26232
Zelo pomemben pripomoček v zimskih dneh za vztrajne kolesarje.

Slika
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 pegaz
#26332
Originalno besedilo, ki ga je kasneje uglasbil Baz Luhrman.

---
Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen
by Mary Schmich

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.
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 Manika
#26394
Kako si predstavljaš idealno nogometno ekipo?"
"V napadu so Židje, ki jih nihče več ne sme preganjati. V sredini so Črnci, Arabci in Azijci, da naredijo igro bolj barvito. V obrambi so homoseksualci, ki skrbijo za pritisk od zadaj, v golu pa je šestdesetletna mama, ki že dvajset let ni nikogar pustila noter!"


:D :D :D :D :D
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 bigfrik
#26487
Prav fajn Stasa sam nekak bolj ko se trudim da bi narocil pivo,bolj mi ga nekak noce prinest,monitor je pa tud ze cist poln prstnih odtisov,ker hocem vzeti pivo,da se razumemo!!! :bum:
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 dusan
#26551
bigfrik napisal/-a:Prav fajn Stasa sam nekak bolj ko se trudim da bi narocil pivo,bolj mi ga nekak noce prinest,monitor je pa tud ze cist poln prstnih odtisov,ker hocem vzeti pivo,da se razumemo!!! :bum:


Bigfrik, ne smeš naročiti SHOWER :D :D :D :D
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 mihaperme
#26558
Na nemški bencinski postaji:

Pride možakar na bencinsko postajo
in si vtakne cev za nalivat bencin v rit!

Prodajalec ki je za blagajno to opazi
in hitro prileti do tega možakarja in
začne vpiti DAS IST NICHT NORMAL,
DAS IST NICHT NORMAL!!!

On mu pa odgovori: DAS IST SUPER!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


A veste kako se je začel AIDS?

Pekoča bolečina pod križem in vroča sapa za vratom. :lol: :lol:
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 gregorb
#26559
A veste zakaj Izraelci ne pustijo pokopat Jaserja Arafata v Jeruzalemu?

Zato ker so pred skor 2000 leti enga tam pokopal, pa je od mrtvih vstal.
 dragons
#26666
Tašča pozdravi nevesto in ji lepo prvi dan  pove par stvari,da ne bo
kasneje
konfliktov. Med drugim tole:

"Draga  nevesta,imam ene par navad,če sem dobre volje si zavežem ruto pod
vratom, če  si jo zavežem na vrh glave sem tako tako, če sem pa brez rute
potem
me pa ne  tikaj, sem zelo slabe volje."

Nevesta ji odgovori:
"Tudi jaz imam ene  par navad, zjutraj vstanem in pojem zajtrk, pa spijem
en štamperle,
pol grem  v hlev obdelam živino pa spet spijem en štamperle, pol pojužinam
pa  spet
spijem en štamperle, pol sem pa že itak pijana in me boli kurac kaj maš  ti
na  glavi"
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 Manika
#26667
3 biznismena odluce da odu na godisnji odmor na nedelju dana, da provedu to vreme sa suprugama i decom, da se malo vrate medu zive. Ipak, petnaestak godina vec nisu bili na odmoru .....

Dogovorili su se i da se nadu u svom omiljenom restoranu odmah posle odsustva ...

Nedelju dana kasnije, sede trojica za stolom. Jedan ima modru sljivu oko oka. Drugome ruka u gipsu. Treci u invalidskim kolicima. Gledaju se tako, pa se jadaju.Prvi ce onaj sa sljivom oko oka.

Ma, sve je pocelo super. Ja sam napravio dorucak i odneo ga zeni u krevet. Citao sam knjigu na terasi. Pomagao sam deci da urade domace zadatke. Pokosio sam travnjak, ocesljao psa.... Uvece smo zena i ja otvorili bocu najboljeg vina i popili je pored kamina... Onda smo krenuli u zanosan seksualni odnos... Ali, kad smo zavrsili, izvadio sam nehotice sto dolara. Zena je popizdila, pa me je nokautirala ...

Blago tebi, ti si dobro i prosao. Moj prvi dan je prosao slicno kao tvoj,sve je islo glatko i sjajno. Ali, posle seksa sam izvadio sto dolara i stavio ih na komodu, a ona je izvadila pedeset dolara da mi vrati kusur. Onda sam ja popizdio i zamahnuo da je zviznem, ona se izmakla, pa sam udario u zid i smrskao saku ...

Blago vama obojici, vi ste barem obavili posao. Taman smo poceli da se valjamo, kad neko pokuca na ulazna vrata. Ona cijukne "Jao, moj muz!", ja se prepadnem, zgrabim odecu u ruke i skocim kroz prozor ...

:D :D :D :D :D :D
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